Premium fecal matter transplant marketplace. Because when it comes to gut health, we don't give a crap about anything else. Actually, we give lots of craps.
Trusted by over 10,000 satisfied customers. That's a lot of happy colons!
We've really gotten to the bottom of gut health. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.
Every sample is rigorously tested. We really know our shit when it comes to quality control.
When nature calls, we answer. Same-day delivery because fresh matters. No shit!
Our donors go through a thorough vetting process. We don't just take any old crap.
Quality doesn't have to cost a shitload. Fair prices for premium product.
Find your perfect match. It's like Tinder, but for your intestines. Holy crap!
Sustainable from start to finish. Giving new meaning to "going green."
Getting started is easier than you'd think. It's not a load of crap, we promise.
Create your account. Takes 2 minutes, no BS.
Our algorithm finds your ideal donor match.
Fresh, tested sample delivered to your door.
Transform your gut health. That's the good shit!
Don't just take our word for it. These people have been through some shit and came out better.
"GoodShit literally saved my gut. After years of IBS, I finally feel normal again. Best shit I ever received!"
"I was skeptical at first, but holy crap, this actually works! My energy levels are through the roof!"
"The delivery was fast and the quality was... well, shit. But in the best way possible! 10/10 would poop again."
Because everyone deserves access to quality FMT, regardless of financial situation. Donate your shit and change a life. It's the gift that keeps on giving!
Healthy donors can give the gift of gut health to those in need. Literally give a shit about others!
Can't donate directly? Sponsor someone's FMT treatment. Your money goes straight to shit!
Share our mission! Help us spread awareness. Let's normalize talking about this shit.
Free Shit is a registered 501(c)(3) nonprofit. All donations are tax-deductible. Together, we can make the world a less shitty place... by sharing more shit. 💩❤️
Healthy individuals can earn up to $500/week as verified donors. Turn your daily deposit into a real investment opportunity!
"The easiest money I ever made while sitting down." — Anonymous Donor
All the shit you need to know.
Absolutely! Fecal Matter Transplants (FMT) are a legitimate medical procedure backed by science. They've been proven effective for treating conditions like C. difficile infections. We just make it accessible. No shit!
Every donor undergoes extensive health screening. Each sample is lab-tested for pathogens, parasites, and other nasties. We really know our shit when it comes to quality control.
Look, we're not gonna sugarcoat it (ew). But the samples are processed, encapsulated, and handled with the utmost care. Most recipients say the results are worth getting over the "ick factor."
Prices vary based on donor quality and treatment plan. But we promise our rates aren't shitty! Plus, check out our Free Shit program if cost is a concern.
Join thousands of satisfied customers who've transformed their gut health. Don't wait — your microbiome is counting on you!
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